Ok, guys, I'm not really sure how to put it, but I found something out the last week and I don't want to hide it from you.
One of our biggest problems of male humans is - the new hairstyle of a woman. I have to admit that I always fail to act political correct towards a girl with a new hairdress. About 3 years ago, a friend of mine had a new haircut and I said "Wow, you've been to hairdresser, right? Well ... I liked your hairstyle before better." Ok, girls, I know what you think - "Oh my gosh, how could he say something like that???" And actually, this friend, she still reminds me of this occasion now and then. But for us guys it's just "Where's the problem? It's the truth. And also, as soon as in 2 months, your hair will have grown and you can go to the hairdresser again. That's one of your favorite pastimes anyway, right?"
Last week, I had a similar encounter. A friend had a new hairstyle and it was definitely - different! So, knowing that I always mess up these things, I preferred to say nothing. Then she said "Hey, didn't you see? I've been to the hairdresser!"
See, that's the problem: no matter what we do, we will always fail!
Possibility #1: Your friend/mom/sister/girlfriend (exponentiated danger!) has a new haircut. You prefer not to make any comments because you need a little time to adapt to this newness and you don't want to hurt her. The reaction: "I've been to the hairdresser. Why you don't say anything about it? You're such an ignoramus!"
Possibility #2: Same situation - a female you know has a new haircut. You know that girls want you to comment on things that are new in their lives (including new wallpainting, new nail polish, new perfume). Therefore, you decide to be honest and favoring the truth, you say "Oh ... you've been to the hairdresser ... that's ... ok! I think ... maybe, I liked the one before better, a little bit. But still, you look so cute!" Take my advice, guys - try to escape out of the room, out of town, out of state as soon as somehow possible!!!
Possibility #3: The same again - you have to face a new haircut and it scares you. Still, you know that the last time you spoke the truth, you weren't able to come back to your own house for the next 2 weeks! Consequently, you decide on this: "Wow, you've been to the hairdresser. That's great, I love it. You look so good!" Well, you might have saved your life for the next 24 hours, but deep down in your soul, you know that this was a terrible lie and will stick to your bone marrow and eat away your guts for the rest of your life.
See, no matter what you do, it's definitely wrong! Either you're an ignoramus, you're a malignant person, or you're a dirty liar (actually, if this woman finds out about your lie, life will be even worse than choosing possibility #2!).
Well then, good luck in surviving, guys! And don't ask me to solve this problem because I can't!
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hahahaha - i can see where u are coming from bro! its very funny though. I don't have much of any advice, but good luck to anyone else that has similar confrontations. haha. nice work.
If a girl disowns you for two weeks because of a comment you make about her hair, she's got some identity issues. If you really care about your female friend, address that issue. Or better yet, question why you're friends. If she likes you only when you affirm her, she doesn't like you; she likes your worship of her. My advice? Lovingly tell her the truth & tell her why. And if she doesn't respect you, move on.
Well, I used to have long hair and cut it short and all my guy friends said they liked it better long. It didn't make a difference to me because I liked it short and I tell them all the time when their hair looks bad. So, if a girl disowns you because of a truthful comment that she asked for then she needs to get more secure with herself.
No, whats worse is when you DON'T NOTICE the new haircut. Oh man, have I gotten in trouble for that before...
ha ha its not that serious to me.. but honestest dose kinda hurt bc we are stuck with what you think is ugly hair for awhile
but it keeps us from making the same mistake twice
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